June 19th, 2013 at 12:44AM

Today at work…

My coworkers threatened to throw pepperoni at me so I threatened to throw one of them out a window.

This is a professional environment.

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June 19th, 2013 at 12:39AM

notahoe:

I want to be somebody’s mistake

That’s why we have parents

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June 19th, 2013 at 12:33AM

Pretty sure I never get questions cause everyone already knows everything about me cause I’m such an open book yeah ok that’s it

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June 19th, 2013 at 12:29AM
pokememizado: Haychel

pokememizado:

Haychel

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June 19th, 2013 at 12:23AM
hipstercock: fuuuuuck

hipstercock:

fuuuuuck

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June 18th, 2013 at 11:53PM

False alarm its covered in meat

Back to being glad I came prepared

Xo at me

June 18th, 2013 at 11:39PM

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June 18th, 2013 at 11:21PM
zonbikid: im laughing really badly I’m not laughing…. ;-)

zonbikid:

im laughing really badly

I’m not laughing…. ;-)

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June 18th, 2013 at 11:19PM

I’m at work and I made a big lunch and brought snacks and there’s fucking pizza here are you kidding me

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June 18th, 2013 at 11:17PM

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