Today at work…
My coworkers threatened to throw pepperoni at me so I threatened to throw one of them out a window.
This is a professional environment.
I want to be somebody’s mistake
That’s why we have parents
Pretty sure I never get questions cause everyone already knows everything about me cause I’m such an open book yeah ok that’s it
False alarm its covered in meat
Back to being glad I came prepared
Xo at me
I’m at work and I made a big lunch and brought snacks and there’s fucking pizza here are you kidding me